Monday, October 30, 2006

Lunch Box of the DAMNED

Cue the scary music and ghost sounds, because it's time for the Halloween Lunch Box! It's a ghastly Mummy Calzone on a bed of mummy wrappings (torn paper towel), with a bucket of blood (pizza sauce) for dipping.

Two gruesome shrunken heads (a baked apple with clove eyes) rise up from a swamp of blackberry applesauce, and a little paper pumpkin holds dessert.

I saw this clever calzone in a Halloween recipe booklet at the grocery store. I veganized it by using my recipe for Broccoli Calzones in Vegan Lunch Box. I divided the wholegrain pizza dough into five pieces instead of eight, in order to roll out each piece and trim them into triangle shapes. I used a pizza wheel to cut the sides into strips, then filled the center with broccoli and tofu "ricotta". I rounded the top strip of dough into a head and overlapped the dough strips all the way down to form the mummy body. Bits of black olives are the eyes.

For dessert, a little pumpkin filled with candy and confetti is a nice way to make a small amount of candy feel like a very special treat. Just wrap one or two pieces of candy and some Halloween confetti or toys in a circle of orange tissue paper. Twist the top and seal with a bit of green floral tape.

Verdict: "It's very important to decide whether to eat the head or feet first," shmoo informs. "I ate the head!" He was delighted by the shrunken heads. "Weird!" he says. I warned him ahead of time not to try to eat the cloves! 5 howls at the moon.

27 comments:

  1. This goes down as the most adorable lunchbox ever! I'm imagining the time you spent carving those apple heads--wow!

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  2. Just when I was used to you making the coolest lunches ever, you go and call it "lunchbox of the damned'! Great food AND brilliant copy! I so wish you were making my lunches!

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  3. Wow, great carvings! I wouldn't want it to be eaten, haha.

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  4. Those shrunken heads are out of this world!

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  5. May I say you are the coolest mom ever.
    I would have made squeaky sounds of delight at a lunch like this! Heck...I still would actually...

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  6. This is literally the coolest lunch ever. I love the mummy calzone! How lucky Shmoo is!

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  7. Amazing! Especially the mummy. I wish you were MY mom!

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  8. I second (and third and fourth) all the "cool mom" posts! You're the best lunch-making mom ever!

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  9. Wow, Jennifer, this is AMAZING! You'll be getting calls from Martha Stewart now I bet, asking for advice and tips! You're so talented.
    Take care,
    Tere

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  10. You are so very clever! Schmoo has the coolest lunches ever.

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  11. Too too cool. What a ghoulish calzone! Am I weird for wanting to eat a mummy? Is that vegan? ;-) Happy Halloween to you and Shmoo.
    I'm listening to you on Erik's Diner podcast right now. Congrats.

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  12. You're so creative, this box is the coolest yet! I'm very excited to order your book.

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  13. Oh my God, you are so creative!!
    This is for sure the coolest halloween lunch box I have ever seen!!
    I really can't wait to get my lunch box-book!
    Congrats, you are an awesome mommy!!
    Ana

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  14. Frighteningly delicious. Schmoo is one lucky kid.

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  15. What an awesome lunch!

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  16. This is very cute. Well done!

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  17. Ooh my friend made those mummies for her halloween party last weekend...sadly they weren't vegan :-(

    AWESOME lunch!

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  18. i wish i was eating this for dinner tonight!! what a great halloween lunch box. I agree with schmoo I would eat the head first also.

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  19. Really inventive Halloween lunch idea! I'll be sure to check out your book for when I have little ones to pack lunches for.

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  20. Oh my goodness...this is the most adorable lunchbox yet! I love the idea of the mummy calzone especially! awesome.

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  21. What excellent detail on the shrunken heads and the mummy looks fantastic

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  22. OMG, I applaud your creativity and your patience. Your kid is the luckiest little devil (hehehe -- a halloween joke, get it? but since I'm explaining it, it must not be a very good joke)

    I want you to be my mom!

    http://mindycooks.blogspot.com

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  23. Oh this has to be the coolest one yet.

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  24. From the title, "Lunchbox of the Damned", I was expecting some nonvegetarian's lunchbox, the sort of thing I see in the refrigerators at the worksite.

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  25. heehee ;P iM gonna try the mummy thing... iM still not vegetarian, but iM eating lots of veggies!!! it's a start!

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