Cue the scary music and ghost sounds, because it's time for the Halloween Lunch Box! It's a ghastly Mummy Calzone on a bed of mummy wrappings (torn paper towel), with a bucket of blood (pizza sauce) for dipping.
Two gruesome shrunken heads (a baked apple with clove eyes) rise up from a swamp of blackberry applesauce, and a little paper pumpkin holds dessert.
I saw this clever calzone in a Halloween recipe booklet at the grocery store. I veganized it by using my recipe for Broccoli Calzones in Vegan Lunch Box. I divided the wholegrain pizza dough into five pieces instead of eight, in order to roll out each piece and trim them into triangle shapes. I used a pizza wheel to cut the sides into strips, then filled the center with broccoli and tofu "ricotta". I rounded the top strip of dough into a head and overlapped the dough strips all the way down to form the mummy body. Bits of black olives are the eyes.
For dessert, a little pumpkin filled with candy and confetti is a nice way to make a small amount of candy feel like a very special treat. Just wrap one or two pieces of candy and some Halloween confetti or toys in a circle of orange tissue paper. Twist the top and seal with a bit of green floral tape.
Verdict: "It's very important to decide whether to eat the head or feet first," shmoo informs. "I ate the head!" He was delighted by the shrunken heads. "Weird!" he says. I warned him ahead of time not to try to eat the cloves! 5 howls at the moon.
This goes down as the most adorable lunchbox ever! I'm imagining the time you spent carving those apple heads--wow!
ReplyDeleteJust when I was used to you making the coolest lunches ever, you go and call it "lunchbox of the damned'! Great food AND brilliant copy! I so wish you were making my lunches!
ReplyDeleteWow, great carvings! I wouldn't want it to be eaten, haha.
ReplyDeleteThose shrunken heads are out of this world!
ReplyDeleteMay I say you are the coolest mom ever.
ReplyDeleteI would have made squeaky sounds of delight at a lunch like this! Heck...I still would actually...
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ReplyDeleteThis is literally the coolest lunch ever. I love the mummy calzone! How lucky Shmoo is!
ReplyDeleteAmazing! Especially the mummy. I wish you were MY mom!
ReplyDeleteI second (and third and fourth) all the "cool mom" posts! You're the best lunch-making mom ever!
ReplyDeleteWow, Jennifer, this is AMAZING! You'll be getting calls from Martha Stewart now I bet, asking for advice and tips! You're so talented.
ReplyDeleteTake care,
Tere
You are so very clever! Schmoo has the coolest lunches ever.
ReplyDeleteway cool!
ReplyDeleteToo too cool. What a ghoulish calzone! Am I weird for wanting to eat a mummy? Is that vegan? ;-) Happy Halloween to you and Shmoo.
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to you on Erik's Diner podcast right now. Congrats.
You're so creative, this box is the coolest yet! I'm very excited to order your book.
ReplyDeleteOh my God, you are so creative!!
ReplyDeleteThis is for sure the coolest halloween lunch box I have ever seen!!
I really can't wait to get my lunch box-book!
Congrats, you are an awesome mommy!!
Ana
Frighteningly delicious. Schmoo is one lucky kid.
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome lunch!
ReplyDeleteThis is very cute. Well done!
ReplyDeleteOoh my friend made those mummies for her halloween party last weekend...sadly they weren't vegan :-(
ReplyDeleteAWESOME lunch!
i wish i was eating this for dinner tonight!! what a great halloween lunch box. I agree with schmoo I would eat the head first also.
ReplyDeleteReally inventive Halloween lunch idea! I'll be sure to check out your book for when I have little ones to pack lunches for.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness...this is the most adorable lunchbox yet! I love the idea of the mummy calzone especially! awesome.
ReplyDeleteWhat excellent detail on the shrunken heads and the mummy looks fantastic
ReplyDeleteOMG, I applaud your creativity and your patience. Your kid is the luckiest little devil (hehehe -- a halloween joke, get it? but since I'm explaining it, it must not be a very good joke)
ReplyDeleteI want you to be my mom!
http://mindycooks.blogspot.com
Oh this has to be the coolest one yet.
ReplyDeleteFrom the title, "Lunchbox of the Damned", I was expecting some nonvegetarian's lunchbox, the sort of thing I see in the refrigerators at the worksite.
ReplyDeleteheehee ;P iM gonna try the mummy thing... iM still not vegetarian, but iM eating lots of veggies!!! it's a start!
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